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Trust no future, however pleasant Let the dead past bury its dead Act, –...
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A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop...
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Hatred may be engendered by good deeds as well as bad ones.
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
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What makes a good follower The single most important characteristic may well be a...