Quote #29180
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a...
Quote #2005
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
Quote #2994
Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved...
Quote #27880
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Quote #28737
Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #23608
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
Quote #5430
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #12453
Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.