Quote #32007
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be...
Quote #16799
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Quote #14085
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Quote #1883
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
Quote #13516
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #6153
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #23141
All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world...
Quote #15260
No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.