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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #10856
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #6658
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
Quote #11155
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Quote #11306
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Quote #17215
Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when whatever be the attitude of the...
Quote #34531
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.