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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
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If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. —...
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The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a...
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A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
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To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To...
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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever...
Quote #12812
He who demands mercy and shows none burns the bridges over which he himself...