Quote #21671
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #18781
I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from...
Quote #24870
On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
Quote #25017
Christmas gift suggestions To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend,...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #23679
The nature of men and women – their essential nature – is so vile...
Quote #26237
I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the...
Quote #21675
Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we,...