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Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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My future starts when I wake up every morning… Every day I find something...
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Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
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Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
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All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.