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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
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Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
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Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market.
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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
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The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
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The love of beauty in its multiple forms is the noblest gift of the...
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The welfare of the people is the ultimate law.
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God has so made the mind of man that a peculiar deliciousness resides in...
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Life is a lying dream, he only wake Who casts the World aside.