Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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What’s been great about the human race gives you a sense of how great...
Quote #28964
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #20676
The best remedy for anger is delay.
Quote #30683
They say that death kills you, But death doesn’t kill you. Boredom and indifference...
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. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #289
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
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I can’t think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn’t...
Quote #11456
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.