Quote #2973
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
Quote #23689
Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one’s mind.
Quote #34143
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #32720
Success is 80 attitude and 20 aptitude.
Quote #19739
Bo There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water
Quote #20133
If we want a love message to be heard, it has to be sent...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #28654
The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from...