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Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange...
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What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped...
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When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when...
Quote #24781
Unless you know what you want, you can’t ask for it.
Quote #8491
The only thing that comes from a sleeping man are dreams.
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For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
Quote #32658
The superfluous is very necessary.