Quote #28739
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
Quote #2398
We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we...
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #5327
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #3741
The real question of government versus private enterprise is argued on too philosophical and...
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #12462
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #1221
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...