Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28522
What other dungeon is so dark as one’s own heart What jailer so inexorable...
Quote #3391
As if you could TELL time without injuring eternity.
Quote #18544
One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society...
Quote #15811
He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into...
Quote #3037
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
Quote #12475
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
Quote #1783
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
Quote #34846
Spring is a true reconstructionist.
Quote #6022
Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure.