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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
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The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to...
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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
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Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your...
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Do not expect to arrive at certainty in every subject which you pursue. There...
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The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
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Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
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To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay...