Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #30421
We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
Quote #5971
The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your...
Quote #31030
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They...
Quote #2436
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #27488
If people really liked to work, we’d still be plowing the land with sticks...
Quote #32427
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #28210
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...