Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #3473
Secret thoughts and open countenance will go safely over the whole world.
Quote #33511
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #26389
To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the...
Quote #13978
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder...
Quote #33423
Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about...
Quote #3522
Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are...
Quote #27628
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.