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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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People unfit for freedom – who cannot do much with it – are hungry...
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Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions...
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
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Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
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No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see...
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There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
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I say, thou mad March hare.
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Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.
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We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...