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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of...
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No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
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There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.
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It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You’ve got to...
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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
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Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...