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Make money, money, honestly if you can;if not, by any means at all, make...
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Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what...
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If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.
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There is so much good in the worst of us, an so much bad...
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Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
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The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by...