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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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If we did all the things we were capable of doing, We would literally...
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A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
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It is said an eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent a...
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What is this life if, so full of care, We have no time to...
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Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone...
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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child’s eyes, is...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...