Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #29655
In my experience, there is no such thing as ‘luck.’
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #19390
Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in...
Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #26566
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #12908
What the imagination seizes as beauty must be the truth.
Quote #12858
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #31452
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age, and...