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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
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Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort
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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to...
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Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
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Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
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Helped are those who create anything at all, for they shall relive the thrill...
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
Quote #20980
What a deformed thief this fashion is.