Quote #27361
Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.
Quote #5401
It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #14334
Fame comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it...
Quote #21042
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #8228
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
Quote #26976
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...
Quote #2677
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #27025
I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.