Quote #4022
I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i...
Quote #9941
Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to...
Quote #892
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #30225
Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past.
Quote #3355
Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.