Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One...
Quote #23745
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #17572
If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Quote #5148
The tree of liberty grows only when watered by the blood of tyrants.
Quote #10222
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #1140
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are...
Quote #26850
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #22433
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.