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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the...
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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care...
Quote #17796
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
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Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
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The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be...
Quote #20999
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
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I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
Quote #8109
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...