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Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
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A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to...
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A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse,...
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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Think, in this batter’d Caravanserai Whose Portals are alternate Night and Day, How Sultn...
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The basic purpose of a liberal arts education is to liberate the human being...
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The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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Count not thyself to have found true peace, if thou hast felt no grief...
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Technology: No Place for Wimps!