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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #9516
Power never takes a back step – only in the face of more power.
Quote #2467
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #18977
You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you...
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Nothing is beautiful, only man on this piece of navety rests all aesthetics, it...
Quote #11797
For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness.
Quote #30890
Make sure to be in with your equals if you’re going to fall out...
Quote #13405
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.