Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #25832
Nothing is built on stone all is built on sand, but we must build...
Quote #25126
Death hangs over thee, While thou still live, while thou may, do good.
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Quote #27771
Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #5654
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...