Quote #25756
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Quote #20645
Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...
Quote #11040
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Quote #34228
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #9373
But the body is deeper than the soul and its secrets inscrutable.
Quote #11349
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #23356
Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
Quote #19211
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Quote #17329
There is no happiness where there is no wisdom No wisdom but in submission...