Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29643
I guess grace doesn’t have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn’t be...
Quote #18660
Whose bread I eat his song I sing.
Quote #15673
Talent is like a faucet; while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration?...
Quote #25059
He who fails to question is asking for trouble.
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #21978
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Quote #10020
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential...
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Your love will last forever, If you do not expect her to walk the...
Quote #16525
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...