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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… I myself prefer to...
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There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
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What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a...
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To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly...
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Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we...
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...