Quote #12769
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #2499
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he...
Quote #125
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
Quote #33921
What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
Quote #34918
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Quote #4833
Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Quote #3897
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #10732
The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one.