Quote #28661
Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
Quote #19578
The Eternal generates the One. The One generates the Two. The Two generates the...
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #4943
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #2029
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #10122
Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask.
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #17070
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
Quote #31704
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
Quote #19958
The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest...