Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #8615
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to...
Quote #29893
God knows that a mother needs fortitude and courage and tolerance and flexibility and...
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #25074
History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions the study of answers belongs to...
Quote #34790
A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
Quote #4662
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #30421
We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
Quote #13573
War is based on deception.