Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #6723
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
Quote #7252
Good laws have their origins in bad morals.
Quote #28720
All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...
Quote #8397
Nothing in this world is to be feared… only understood.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #14495
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #34762
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.