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You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
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The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a...
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
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Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.