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God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
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It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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Blessed be childhood which brings down something of heaven into the midst of our...
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I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get...
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Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.
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When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
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It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
Quote #31886
More important than winning the election, is governing the nation. That is the test...