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It is a far, far better thing that I do now, then I have...
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6514
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #7351
I am always afraid of your “something shall be done.”
Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
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Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
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Honor and shame from no condition rise. Act well your part: there all the...
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing...
Quote #1751
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.