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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Religions change; beer and wine remain.
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Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...
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Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
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The people who teach us that it is wrong to be skeptical are themselves...
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A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #26124
I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing.