Quote #11144
A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
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I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #9591
If you have a body, you are an athlete.
Quote #431
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
Quote #3631
What can I wish to the youth of my country who devote themselves to...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #16603
This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty.