Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #22464
To the good listener, half a word is enough.
Quote #11396
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
Quote #6894
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Quote #2007
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
Quote #11502
Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins commited in...
Quote #12008
The meekest of animals will fight bravely when it is backed against a wall,...
Quote #9630
No sadder proof can be given by man of his own littleness than disbelief...
Quote #34824
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...