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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect,...
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
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It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
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Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a...
Quote #2177
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me...