Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
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Success isn’t permanent, and failure isn’t fatal.
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #29407
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Quote #23564
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
Quote #27705
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Quote #750
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
Quote #7584
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can...
Quote #28571
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably...
Quote #14056
In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.