Quote #15922
The most silent people are generally those who think most highly of themselves.
Quote #8257
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Quote #11692
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #1586
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
Quote #32390
Blessed are the cracked For they shall let in the light.
Quote #5825
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #9178
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Quote #25616
Pray To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of...
Quote #8290
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.