Quote #34822
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #19716
I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #5710
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #32105
The strong do what they have to do and the weak accept what they...
Quote #14509
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going...
Quote #15371
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #18825
Education sows not seeds in you, but makes your seeds grow.
Quote #18281
Why dost thou gaze upon the sky O that I were yon spangled sphere...