Quote #15220
“Oh,” replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, “he told me to come and...
Quote #18225
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they...
Quote #30058
It’s not what happens to you it’s what you do about it that makes...
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #1755
My only aversion to vice, is the price.
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #14776
A good book is the precious life-blood of the master spirit, embalmed and treasured...
Quote #33000
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #25161
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there...