Quote #33239
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
Quote #17001
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
Quote #7923
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
Quote #30552
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should...
Quote #1699
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #9599
For I dipt into the future, as far as human eye can see, saw...
Quote #21075
The only thing you take with you when you’re gone is what you leave...
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...