Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #7008
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
Quote #19832
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
Quote #32401
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #3689
I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.
Quote #2635
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.
Quote #18652
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Quote #6235
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
Quote #1101
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.
Quote #34498
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and...