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Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
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If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
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The goal of all life is death.
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Honor has not to be won it must only not be lost.
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Only that which makes you feel bad after doing is immoral.
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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.